IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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