I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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