she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Mom said you looked used
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
