We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
it glows. i had to have it.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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