It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
