ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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