Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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