and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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