So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
i now understand why vodka
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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