I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
