It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
