...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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