I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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