You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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