You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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