PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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