come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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