But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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