Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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