Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
