I wish i was in the wii world.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Randomize
