so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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