love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Oh god it's open bar.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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