Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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