very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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