Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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