i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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