Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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