Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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