If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Houston, we have a blender
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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