she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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