I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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