what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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