I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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