We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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