Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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