he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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