If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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