I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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