I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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