I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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