Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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