I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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