spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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