I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
It's Friday. Sex?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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