THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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