is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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