hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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