is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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