I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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