ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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