I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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