things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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