Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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