who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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