Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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